In the corporate world you often get reviewed for your performance. The meetings are uncomfortable affairs where your manager goes down a checklist of things that 'could use improvement'. On Quit Your Job Day, you'll be calling a review meeting of your own. Create a list of things the company needs improvement in. Watch your manager squirm as you point out bad health benefits, impenetrable paperwork, and inhuman working environments. At the end of your review look your manager straight in the eye and ask 'What would you do if you were me?', pause and then announce
“I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.”